Daniels Diaries. Stargate SG-1 Fanfiction by Scribe
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Shower Scenes

Way too many flowers

An untold tale from the Diaries of Dr Daniel Jackson


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Spoilers: None

Rated: U

Content warning: None


Just a short piece written in response to a fiction challenge in which no Danny whumping was allowed - shock, horror!

SG1 stepped through the Stargate blinking as bright sunshine dazzled them.

Daniel took a deep breath of the warm fragrant air. "Flowers," he thought. He reached into his pocket for a kleenex and then his jaw dropped in
amazement. Not a single itch, not even the mere hint of a sneeze. He breathed in deeply again, enjoying the heavy perfume. Very odd.

Suddenly he was aware of the rest of the team.

"Atishoo!" O'Neill sneezed loudly.

To his left, Sam began to rub at her arm. "Damn," she said pushing up the sleeve of her uniform. Her fair skin was covered in small red lumps that
were growing bigger as she watched. "Owww!" she began to leap about. "My whole body is itching. Colonel..."

"Atishoo!" O'Neill replied. He glanced at Sam, as tears began to run down his face.

"Colonel O'Neill," Teal'c said. "I think we should leave this place immediately."

"I agree," Daniel responded. "Unless I'm very much mistaken both you and Sam are displaying the symptoms of a very severe allergic reaction."

"Ya think!" O'Neill sneezed even louder, and snatched the offered Kleenex from Daniel's hand with a glare. "Dial us home."

Obediently, Daniel hit the chevrons. As the gate fired up and the team stepped through, Daniel paused for one long moment. He took a final breath
of the fragrant air.

"I don't know," he thought to himself. "I kinda like this place."



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